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miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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immortalfoxy:

bethosaurus:

bethosaurus:

hot pepper who are utter cockwaffles

I MEANT HOT PEOPLE

damn those hot peppers

2 days ago  1:18    17 NOTES    via   source    reblog

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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2 days ago  18:23    253830 NOTES    via   source    reblog

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

2 days ago  18:20    50210 NOTES    via   source    reblog
he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

2 days ago  18:19    21727 NOTES    via   source    reblog

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

3 days ago  19:43    208142 NOTES    via   source    reblog

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

likewolfandcat:

lemony-socks:

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

ohmygod

3 days ago  19:11    29299 NOTES    via   source    reblog
the-troyler-blog:

isaidiwashere:

3cheers-for-tyranny:

snowkhione:

because-donuts:

fredtogeorge:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

potterandprincesses:


This part always gets me, not just because of the situation but because of Oliver. Just think - that really is his brother lying on the floor, not just another actor. He’s not just George seeing Fred, he’s Oliver seeing James. It’s not just a role he’s playing, and that’s what makes it almost unbearable to watch.

LEAVE ME ALONE TO SOB IN A CORNER.

I read somewhere they could only do this scene half a dozen times or so because it was so emotionally draining for Oliver.
GOD WHY.

AHH SHIT PEOPLE WHOEVER MADE THIS BURN IN FUCKING HELL

reminding people that this happened


SHIT
SHIT
TEARS
NO TEARS GO AWAY
FUCK YOU TEARS

And the award to the best “heartbreaking” post is to…

Eeep.

StOP I CRY

the-troyler-blog:

isaidiwashere:

3cheers-for-tyranny:

snowkhione:

because-donuts:

fredtogeorge:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

potterandprincesses:

This part always gets me, not just because of the situation but because of Oliver. Just think - that really is his brother lying on the floor, not just another actor. He’s not just George seeing Fred, he’s Oliver seeing James. It’s not just a role he’s playing, and that’s what makes it almost unbearable to watch.

LEAVE ME ALONE TO SOB IN A CORNER.

I read somewhere they could only do this scene half a dozen times or so because it was so emotionally draining for Oliver.

GOD WHY.

AHH SHIT PEOPLE WHOEVER MADE THIS BURN IN FUCKING HELL

reminding people that this happened

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SHIT

SHIT

TEARS

NO TEARS GO AWAY

FUCK YOU TEARS

And the award to the best “heartbreaking” post is to…

Eeep.

StOP I CRY

3 days ago  14:52    244985 NOTES    via   source    reblog

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

4 days ago  16:48    222472 NOTES    via   source    reblog

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

4 days ago  9:31    126545 NOTES    via   source    reblog
daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

4 days ago  9:30    750078 NOTES    via   source    reblog

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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